That our daughter could make pies from scratch including the puree all by herself.
The preparation day goes by so fast it's 5 pm before I realize I'm still in my jammies.
It's best not to "pin" whilst the pies are in the oven.
Packaged pecans don't come already toasted.
How to stuff and tie a turkey with help from the internet.
Tip: If you're in a pinch, white cotton yarn does the trick.
Unless you want your turkey tasting like burnt roasted marshmallows it's best to scrape pecan pie
filling off the oven floor.
Tension can be broken if somebody imitates the way Fulton says, "Tortilla!"
The turkey cooks a lot faster if you just leave it alone and head to the park.
Mama needs to exercise after trying to chase the turkeys in a game of "Pilgrims and Turkeys"